Make a statement everywhere you go with our “My Anxiety is a Doozy But This Ass is Hella Juicy” Tote Bag. Featuring retro bubble lettering with a cheeky message, this tote is equal parts funny, relatable, and unapologetically confident. Built from durable canvas with a secure zipper closure, it’s practical enough for everyday use and bold enough to stand out.
- Durable Canvas Build: Made from heavy-duty, washable canvas with reinforced stitching.
- Spacious Size: Measures approximately 18.5″ × 15″ × 4.7″ (47 × 38 × 12 cm), roomy enough for groceries, books, or daily essentials.
- Secure Zipper Closure: Keeps everything safe while you’re on the go.
- Comfortable Straps: Handles measure 0.98″ wide × 20.5″ long for shoulder or hand carry.
- Funny Bold Design: Retro-inspired typography with the hilarious phrase “My Anxiety is a Doozy But This Ass is Hella Juicy.”
Perfect for humor lovers, quirky personalities, or as a funny gift, this tote proves you can be anxious and fabulous at the same time.