Bring some sass (and a little dark humor) to your day with our “If You Can’t Kill Them with Kindness, Just Try Poison” Tote Bag. Featuring a retro-inspired design of a smiling housewife serving cake, this tote is equal parts funny, sarcastic, and practical. Built from durable canvas with a secure zipper closure, it’s ready for errands, books, or a good laugh.
- Durable Canvas Build: Heavy-duty, washable canvas with reinforced stitching for daily use.
- Spacious Size: Measures approximately 18.5″ × 15″ × 4.7″ (47 × 38 × 12 cm), roomy enough for groceries, books, or everyday gear.
- Secure Zipper Closure: Keeps your belongings safe while you’re on the move.
- Comfortable Straps: Handles measure 0.98″ wide × 20.5″ long, perfect for hand or shoulder carry.
- Retro Humor Design: A witty phrase paired with vintage-style artwork for maximum sass.
Perfect as a funny gift, a quirky everyday carry, or for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, this tote is bold, stylish, and functional.