Eat Ass Not Gluten Tote Bag – Funny Peach Retro Canvas Tote with Zipper

Eat Ass Not Gluten Tote Bag – Funny Peach Retro Canvas Tote with Zipper

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Say it loud, say it proud with our “Eat Ass Not Gluten” Tote Bag. Featuring a cheeky peach graphic and a bold slogan, this tote is guaranteed to spark laughs and turn heads. Made from sturdy canvas with a secure zipper closure, it’s the perfect mix of practical and hilarious.

  • Durable Canvas Build: Heavy-duty, washable canvas with reinforced stitching for everyday use.
  • Spacious Size: Measures approximately 18.5″ × 15″ × 4.7″ (47 × 38 × 12 cm), big enough for groceries, books, or daily gear.
  • Secure Zipper Closure: Keeps your belongings safe while you’re on the go.
  • Comfortable Carry: Handles measure 0.98″ wide × 20.5″ long, perfect for shoulder or hand carry.
  • Cheeky Peach Design: Retro-style artwork with the playful phrase “Eat Ass Not Gluten.”

Perfect for gluten-free foodies, humor lovers, or anyone with a bold personality, this tote makes a practical everyday carry or unforgettable gift.